the last man you need

husband on the weekdays,

mistress on the weekends,

always one trip of guilt away,

i’m your sexy math rock star,

and i’ll be home soon & later,

and i remember what to bring:

a vibrator, a vegetable, a verandah,

& fine, i won't marry my brother,

but he's knocking on our night again,

and it’s the coldest night of winter.