i don't hate Her

scarlet johannson’s voice in the dark,

and you, don juan at her door,

dry humping the night,

but i could never keep you out,

and your parents don't need to know,

the things we do when you're sad,

when you miss your mom,

we’ll make a movie about everything,

you, a stand up comic, me, a stripper,

and if the whole world's laughing,

you can sleep with anyone,

just come back home to me.